Lucky Jokes


02/21/2017 12:46 AM
Why sharks swim in salt water
Linda: Why do sharks swim in salt water? Keith: Tell me. Linda: Because pepper makes them sneeze.

02/18/2017 12:01 AM
“Defense”
A book never written: “Defense” by Barry Kade.

02/17/2017 12:01 AM
What the chimney said
Chris: What did the chimney say to the other chimney? Paul: What? Chris: “Stop smoking!”

02/13/2017 12:15 AM
What the chimney said
Chris: What did the chimney say to the other chimney? Paul: What? Chris: “Stop smoking!”

02/12/2017 03:31 AM
“Granite or marble”
Tom Swiftie: “Granite or marble,” Tom countered.

02/11/2017 12:01 AM
A Christmas tree’s favorite candy
Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Tim: Not sure. Steve: Ornamints.

02/10/2017 11:51 AM
“Starting A Fire”
A book never written: “Starting A Fire” by M. Burr.

02/09/2017 01:27 AM
Finding bones on the moon
Nathan: What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon? Nick: Not sure. Nathan: The cow didn’t make it!

02/08/2017 04:06 AM
“A Zoo On A Boat”
A book never written: “A Zoo On A Boat” by Noah Zark.

02/03/2017 12:01 AM
The Three Stooges’ favorite snack
John: What is the Three Stooges’ favorite snack? Jonah: Not sure. What? John: Curly fries.

02/02/2017 12:01 AM
“Shades of Brown”
A book never written: “Shades of Brown” by C. Piah.

02/01/2017 12:01 AM
What the chimney said
Chris: What did the chimney say to the other chimney? Paul: What? Chris: “Stop smoking!”

01/31/2017 12:01 AM
“How To Get To Shore”
A book never written: “How To Get To Shore” by Dee Bote.

01/30/2017 12:01 AM
The Himalayan mountain guide
Joe Bob: What did the Himalayan mountain guide say to his father when he asked him to do something? Bob Joe: I don’t know. Joe Bob: “Sher-pa!”

01/29/2017 12:01 AM
Why the burglar wore blue gloves
Clark: Why did the burglar wear blue gloves? Monty: Why? Clark: He didn’t want to get caught redhanded!


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